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Anonymous asked: If you and your wife were men do you think anything about your relationship would change?

We’d probably do a lot more butt things. I mean, if my g-spot was up there, I’d go after it, man.

pixelddump:

reblogging this from my other blog cause it made me laugh a lot

yup.

Summer Arrangement - Poppies and Peonies

One day, there really will be Smell-O-Vision and you could appreciate how frickin’ amazing these peonies smell, even if they’re currently competing with the smell of turpentine. Not that either of us could say that’s a bad thing. In fact, it sort of works…

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dolphinjuicebox asked: Blah blah blah identity blah blah blah choice blah blah blah feminism blah blah blah?

My god, you’ve summarized everything.

Welp, blog over, folks.

Anonymous asked: You're seriously wonderful. I love your attitude towards.. Pretty much everything! I am horrible at explaining my thoughts/feelings on a subject so I wanted to ask you. How do you feel about comments like "can all cis people just drop dead already please? your time is up" ?

I…. wow.

Well, thank you, first of all. Secondly, to answer your question… I think comments like that are way over the edge of Batshit Cliff. Mostly because it doesn’t differentiate “hateful” or “intolerant” people from just… people that identify with their sex? That seems highly problematic. Also, the sentiment that people who don’t follow your exact lifestyle should perish seems like a pot calling the kettle black sort of situation. Why make enemies out of an entire group of people, the vast majority of whom aren’t the least bit against you in the first place?

describe yourself in 3 television characters.

whowasntthere:

aburningrose:

monalisas-madhatters:

lizdexia:

browniehusband:

brainstatic:

icarntspell:

Lindsay Weir (Freaks and Geeks), Rae (My Mad Fat Diary), Peggy Olson (Mad Men)

Nick Miller (New Girl), Toby Ziegler (West Wing), Larry David (Curb Your Enthusiasm)

Liz Lemon (30 Rock), Monica Geller (Friends), Jane Kerkovich (Happy Endings)

Ben Wyatt (Parks and Rec), Tessa Altman (Suburgatory), Tina Belcher (Bob’s Burgers)

Henry Pollard (Party Down), Jessa Johansson (Girls), Britta Perry (in the FIRST season of Community)

Jack O’Neill (Stargate SG-1), April Ludgate (Parks and Rec), Wash (Firefly)

River Tam (Firefly), Anya (Buffy), The Ice King (Adventure Time)