February 2012
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I was scratching my back obliviously and got palmed an SD card like a goddamned spy movie.
I have no idea why, but I am in a goddamned spy movie.
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After briefly catching a clip of 2 Broke Girls on TV, K and I decided it was possibly the worst sitcom we had ever chanced seeing. It’s not without redemption, however, and we have two differing theories as to what would instantly boost it into becoming The Best Show In The World.
My Theory: The show should ditch any pretense of being a sitcom and simply feature Kat Dennings (illustrated...
lycius asked: I have to thank you for that last Chaos Life comic, for introducing Gramatik, they're pretty much badass. Also, now I really want to see those horses animated....
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Who Wasn't There: ” “The two men sat on the patio... →
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” “The two men sat on the patio of a cafe, pouring over their menus. It was one of the first warm spring days and they had requested their table under the trees to take in as much of the warm breeze as possible, even though they were equally uncomfortable sitting outside. Both were avoiding the…
Me: I’m afraid…
K: … Afraid of what?
Me: … … that the chili is the shit!
K: WHOO!
Me: WHOO! (we dance for a minute)
K: ‘Cause I was afraid I would have to kill you! Ha!
Me (stops dancing): Wait. What?
Our real lives: weirder than the comics.
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Strange Times - The Black Keys
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FindChaos: Body and Blood pg. 13 →
Today’s new page starts to allude to the chapter’s title.
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whowasntthere:
Annie’s hands are so incredibly strong from drawing she accidentally Hulk-smashes all of our nice things. Like several glasses, plates, doorknobs and recently our bathtub. Cartoonists: Do not fuck with them.
I feel like I’m neglecting my life’s true calling: a Strangling Hitman.
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So, that comic earlier.
It has a gif now, thanks to Theditor.
Also, he was kind enough to provide a mashup of the horses with their intended music. In his own words, do with that as you will.
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Page in Progress...
Adulthood means you get to operate one of these—:
—completely unsupervised, while under the influence. Honestly, this seems like a really bad idea.
Also, I would like to take this opportunity to point out that Bristol Board needs to come in an 8½ x 11” format for those of us reckless dumbasses that use that particular size. Whatever becomes of my fingers, I blame on you,...
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My wife and I were just making some soup, and I thought I would be cute:
Me (slicing mushrooms): Guess what?
K (adding spices): What?
Me: I love you!
K: I love you, too! Like, more than anything. I mean— (I will skip over the particulars, but what she launched into was a 5-minute-long monologue about how she feels that left us both in tears of sappy affection, hugging each other like...
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Comics Alliance & ChaosLife →
We were mentioned on Comics Alliance Best Webcomics Ever (This Week), which is a little weekly round-up of good webcomics. We’ve actually been reading their weekly roundup since they started it, and man, it’s sort of awesome to see your webcomic on that list all of the sudden without any prompting on our parts (I mean, other than actually.. drawing.. and writing.. the comics?). So,...
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I wonder if leaving high-protein catfood out by the river would create mass-murdering zombie geese.
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preservewoodbury:
20 frames from Albert Freiherr von Schrenck-Notzing’s cinematographic film taken on 25th of June 1913 of Stanisława P emitting oral ectoplasm. The bright flash from the photographic process caused the sensitive substance to retreat back into Stanisława, which is what you are viewing here. The complete film is archived at the University of Freiburg at the Institute of...
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My wife nearly broke my nose and busted my lip (semi-)fake-humping my face. Par for the course, Friday.
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I've never been more embarrassed...
In our years of very random purchases, my wife and I have been subject to a variety of very random catalogs showing up at our doorstep. However, never in my life, have I ever been so embarrassed as to receive the Museum Replicas Limited catalog. Its very name is hypocritical— these are neither museum replicas, nor limited in their quantity. They are veritable piles of crap all over...
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WatchThis one’s for you, jalopydactyl.
jalopydactyl asked: Ahh I am sorry that I am late showing my appreciation for Space Ghost. Earlier I was reading stuff for class and I giggled to myself over the reference, then vowed I would later say something about it, but I never did. What made me giggle most I think, was the exact Space Ghost tidbit that popped immediately in my head... it was the episode with Bjork as his wife. I need to find that immediately....
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aburningrose replied to your post: Okay wait, people didn’t get the Space Ghost reference? There are PEOPLE who haven’t seen SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST? I’m sorry I just had to express my sincere distress over this fact and I didn’t see a comment button or some such. Zorak and Brak were my homies.
I’m gonna be honest. Although I’m aware of Space Ghost’s existence, I’ve never really watched a...
death-by-kitten asked: Okay wait, people didn't get the Space Ghost reference? There are PEOPLE who haven't seen SPACE GHOST COAST TO COAST? I'm sorry I just had to express my sincere distress over this fact and I didn't see a comment button or some such. Zorak and Brak were my homies.
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Also, if this song means anything to you, maybe...
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Y'know:
Growing up is realizing, after typing out a lengthy and emotionally-driven rant, that you just don’t give a shit about it anymore. And deleting it.
Then again, I’m not sure I gave that much of a shit in the first place, I’m just—
Admittedly, I just spent the last three minutes in mid-sentence checking out a hot blonde outside my window. Nevermind. Not grown up. I’m...
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FindChaos: Body and Blood pg. 12 →
New Page Day all over again!
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Happy Valentine's Day to My Wife.
Happy Valentine’s Day, my sweet! I can’t wait for today (having written this yesterday afternoon), when we’ll go to the North Market and pick out our dream dinner, hopefully with a little wild bird-feeding thrown in there.
Both the day and the place are pretty special: the North Market was where we spent our first real date, you were so confused why I bought a bag of crackers on...
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Filling out the New York Times’ crossword puzzle turned into a Limited-Space-Dirty-Words Scrabble game for us. This wraps up our day’s events of battling a hobo, nabbing vintage coats, crafting crayon hearts, illegally notarizing official documents, and watching cartoons.
I’d make a comic out of our lives, but no one would believe me.
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I’m Not Okay with Chris Brown Performing at the... →
And, this week, Grammy producers confirmed that Chris Brown will be performing on Sunday’s show.
“We’re glad to have him back,” said executive producer Ken Ehrlich. “I think people deserve a second chance, you know. If you’ll note, he has not been on the Grammys for the past few years and it may have taken us a while to kind of get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened.”...
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While we were fighting over the “circle game,” Konstantin looked up to us and let out the most pathetic and tiny “meow” of protest a 16+ pound cat could produce. I’ve never felt like a worse parent.
I fail at raising this cat in a secure environment.
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Ghost Rider Creator Ordered to Pay Marvel Comics... →
This is a prime example of why we want to remain independent comic creators, though it’s a real shame. The comics industry shouldn’t work this way. We should be able to love the big comic publishers for what they do, not fear and abhor them.
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I can’t say why, but our bathroom has begun to smell exactly like chicken noodle soup since we started running the shower a few minutes ago.
Maybe…