My wife and I were just making some soup, and I thought I would be cute:
Me (slicing mushrooms): Guess what?
K (adding spices): What?
Me: I love you!
K: I love you, too! Like, more than anything. I mean— (I will skip over the particulars, but what she launched into was a 5-minute-long monologue about how she feels that left us both in tears of sappy affection, hugging each other like blubbering babies.)
Me: Well, now my thing seems like a butt.
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