The swings were soooo much fun. And we scared that one person. AND THE RENFEST!!! And we both got each other arrested and tossed on stage and we had to be unicorns. Haaaaaa!
BOOYAH. Still have it on our fridge, so that people who come by know not to fuck with us. ..If I had a bow and arrow. Granted, it would be a little conspicuous and possibly self-explanatory if I greeted someone with a bow and arrow.
But seriously, I will forever love that prison guard for letting me issue an arrest warrant while in jail myself. That’s the medieval justice system for you.
We were the happiest of unicorns.