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Professional illustrator, comic artist, graphic designer and avid birder. Stuff I draw and other nonsense.
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The Female Anatomy (According to Our Government) - The T-SHIRT!!! 
Now available: Apparently, the female anatomy is made up of sugar and spice and everything ridiculous, according to our government and a long laundry list of its new laws in several States on female reproductive health. At least you don’t have to be confused any more, with a handy-dandy chart of the female contents! Amaze your friends and relatives with your vast scientific knowledge and your stylish anatomy! 
 Does Not Contain the Scary “It Will Not Be Named” V-Word as Banned from Being Uttered in the Presence of Congress
 Does Not Contain Any Actual Anatomy or Science
 Does Contain Humor
 Anti-Rape Weasel Included to “Shut Down” Unwanted Pregnancies, as Deemed Accurate by Senators
 Full Color to Highlight Idiocy of Our Government and Deep Political Sarcasm
I’m pretty disappointed things have only gotten worse since the ChaosLife comic featuring this chart came out — didn’t really think that was possible! K’s reaction: “Let’s make it a t-shirt.” The people we were with: “Yes, please.” So, t-shirt it is! (And holy crap, look at that snazzy rib alignment.)

The Female Anatomy (According to Our Government) - The T-SHIRT!!!


Now available: Apparently, the female anatomy is made up of sugar and spice and everything ridiculous, according to our government and a long laundry list of its new laws in several States on female reproductive health. At least you don’t have to be confused any more, with a handy-dandy chart of the female contents! Amaze your friends and relatives with your vast scientific knowledge and your stylish anatomy!

  • Does Not Contain the Scary “It Will Not Be Named” V-Word as Banned from Being Uttered in the Presence of Congress
  • Does Not Contain Any Actual Anatomy or Science
  • Does Contain Humor
  • Anti-Rape Weasel Included to “Shut Down” Unwanted Pregnancies, as Deemed Accurate by Senators
  • Full Color to Highlight Idiocy of Our Government and Deep Political Sarcasm

I’m pretty disappointed things have only gotten worse since the ChaosLife comic featuring this chart came out — didn’t really think that was possible! K’s reaction: “Let’s make it a t-shirt.” The people we were with: “Yes, please.” So, t-shirt it is! (And holy crap, look at that snazzy rib alignment.)

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