My wife’s been kicking the idea of creating her own Tumblr account for some time, especially since this Tumblr account is, as she put it delicately, “completely a boy’s Tumblr.” I was going to come up with a snappy comeback, but upon reflection, I realized she was completely right.
So, you guys should really check it out! In case you need a refresher on why she’s so damned entertaining: she co-creates FindChaos with me, and despite her vehement denial, she’s damned well a co-creator of ChaosLife. You can’t exactly help me write and color something consistently every week without getting some of the freaking credit. Also, you might recognize her from frequent appearances in said comic as “my schizo wife,” and as the one who doesn’t break sites. Totally worth the follow.
I know I mention my wife’s schizophrenia a lot. However, I’ll admit that it’s a little biased, because I have my own problems. Nothing I would openly own up to except to my wife or very, very close friends, but I will say a major factor of it: “Word (god damned) Salad.” In any given day, I will thoroughly screw up at least 5-10 times a day. Which sucks, because I am really freaking glib.
Today’s example, whilst my wife was about to cut up a mango:
Me: I’ll go get the… …the.. blue. (This was supposed to be “wooden cutting board,” and how it became “blue:” I don’t have a clue.)
K: Yeah, thanks!
Because that’s what defines an awesome marriage. I can say “blue” to her and she knows exactly what I mean. I don’t even know how many other words I fuck up, she just understands me so well that our conversations carry on just fine. I guess the moral to this story is: I love my wife.